diff --git a/source/arm11/menu/menu.c b/source/arm11/menu/menu.c
index 709d467..7508abe 100644
--- a/source/arm11/menu/menu.c
+++ b/source/arm11/menu/menu.c
@@ -118,12 +118,14 @@
 	u8 rtc[8];
 
 	static const char *funny[] = {
-		"im so funny", "tetoris is the best song ever", "join splatfestival", "why did i do this to myself", "when is RNEX gonna be done"
+		"im so funny", "tetoris is the best song ever", "join splatfestival", "why did i do this to myself", "when is RNEX gonna be done", "use starlight, not luma",
+		"scrappy wappy~~~", "i fucking hate nintendo", "SPLATTACK", "use uwuboot", "owo", "i coded this in visual studio code at my grandma", "HEEEEELP, HEEELP MEEE",
+		"no idea what i'm doing rn", "my nose is full of the fucks i give", "fuck you eno", "fuck you daris", "euone my name is mr franc", "mr phillip ahh", "alright settle down settle down"
 	};
 
 	MCU_getRTCTime(rtc);
 
-	int randomnum = rtc[0] % 5;
+	int randomnum = rtc[0] % 20;
 
 	// get bootinfo
 	const char* mount_paths[] = { FS_DRIVE_NAMES };
@@ -132,20 +134,12 @@
 	
 	// print bootinfo
 	consoleSetCursor(desc_con, 0, 3);
-	ee_printf("Model: Andrea 4DS XXXL\n");
-	ee_printf("MY 2DS IS BURNING AHHH\n");
-	ee_printf("Battery: %s%lu%s %%" ESC_RESET "\n\n",
+	ee_printf("this 2DS belongs to Andrea Toska\n");
+	ee_printf("call if lost: +355 68 669 3856\n");
+	ee_printf("Fucks I give: %s%lu%s" ESC_RESET "\n\n",
 		((battery.percent <= 20) && !battery.charging) ? ESC_SCHEME_BAD : ESC_SCHEME_GOOD,
 		battery.percent, (battery.charging) ? "+" : "");
 	ee_printf("%s\n", funny[randomnum]);
-	// for (u32 i = 0; i < sizeof(mount_paths) / sizeof(const char*); i++)
-	// {
-	// 	ee_printf(ESC_SCHEME_WEAK "%s" ESC_RESET " %s\n", mount_paths[i],
-	// 		((bootinfo.mountState >> i) & 0x1) ?
-	// 		 ESC_SCHEME_GOOD "mounted" ESC_RESET :
-	// 		 ESC_SCHEME_BAD "not mounted" ESC_RESET);
-	// }
-	
 	
 	// print config
 	u32 conw = desc_con->windowWidth;